I present you my friend, Ethan, in the background. He’s in NYC and this is what he does.
I’m in my Mom and Dad’s Documents folder and look what I found. WTF
Holy crap my captain’s picture was on the front page of reddit. I’m dead
one time I had this beta fish who lasted like a year
his name was peta (from the hunger games)
I loved his little peta-y ass
then one day I cleaned his tank and put him in a temp tank
when I put him back in his regular bowl, I dropped him in the sink
he fell in the garbage disposal :O
my dad was a hero and pulled him out
he was a little ripped but otherwise fine
and lived like 4 more mths
RIP Peta, you sexy beast
omg look at my new background
Day 3 lolz for my mom
look at fainting goats on youtube
you won’t regret it.
LOL I thought this was hilarious when it came up on my dash.